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Partner Site  Elijah Central Projects
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Elijah Wood - Movie Quotes Here are some of the memorable lines from Elijahs movies....more coming soon.... The Faculty Delilah: Casey, when did you become Sigourny Weaver? Coach Willis: You're not much into sports. Casey Connor: I feel that a person should run only when he's being chased. Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey: Into what people? Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens. ...That was a joke. Casey: You're not buying this, are you? Stokely: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool. Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey? Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them. Zeke: What are we going to do? Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do. Casey: If he's really your dad. Stan: You're right. Stokely: Body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. Casey: Yeah, so is Schinder's List. Zeke: This where I get my equipment. Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs? Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually. Delilah Proffitt: Then leave Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go and pulitzer. Stan: Oh blow me Delilah, 'cause i'm sick of your shit. Delilah Proffitt: Go and get the fuck out of here and take your little freak-dyke with you. Stokely: Fuck you titbags. Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those stories? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers end? Stokely: They get us. They win. We lose. Marybeth: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy. Stokely: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was. Marybeth: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am. Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here? Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here. Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so noone would believe it if it ever happened. Casey: I think so. Ms. Burke: I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you're going to be sucking my toes 'til graduation. Casey Connor: It must really blow being you. Stan: You have no idea. Casey Conor: You can be such a... Delilah Proffitt: What? Casey Connor: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch. Stokely: Bi-polar bitch. [Stokely kisses Stan] Stokely: I just didn't want to never have done that. Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked? Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself. Zeke: Not today, Miss Burke. It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance. Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt. Zeke: What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother? Miss Burke: And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for TOO FUCKING LONG! You dickless, drug-induced excuse for a human being. Zeke: Whoa, woman. What are you on? Miss Burke: "Woman"? Did you just say "woman"?! I'm sick of you, little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust" again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation. [exits] Zeke: She got some bad shit! Deep Impact President Beck: Cities fall but they are rebuilt. Heroes die but they are remembered. Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet. Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head. President Beck: Life will go on, we will prevail. Andrea Baker: Look on the bright side. We'll all get high schools named after us. Boy: Hey Leo, now that you're famous you'll be getting more sex. Leo Biederman: Really? Alan Rittenhouse: I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right? The Good Son Henry: You really thought I would jump, didn't you, Mom? I guess you don't know me that well. Henry: You like my sister, don't you, Mark? What if something happened to her? Like, she got hurt? You would be upset, wouldn't you, Mark? Henry: I feel sorry for you, Mark. You just don't know how to have fun. Mark: What? Henry: It's because you're scared all the time. I know. I used to be scared too. But that was before I found out. Mark: Found out what? Henry: That once you realize that you can do anything... you're free. You can fly. Nobody can touch you... nobody. Mark... don't be afraid to fly. Mark: You're sick... Henry: Hey, I promise you something amazing, something you'll never forget. Where's the gratitude? Flipper Sandy Ricks: You're lucky, a hurricane on your first visit. Dirk Moran: I ought to teach you a lesson. Uncle Porter: I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me. Uncle Porter: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body. |
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